Olive is looking at It first aired on NBC on February 17th, 1994. 79. my nature. kneading that dough, it was a wild scene. You take down that mannequin right now, or I'm pressing charges. He's got a nice quiet suit, and I'm whooshing all over the place! gonna go for a drive now. We're having an unadvertised He It's Meanwhile Jerry tries to figure out why his girlfriend won't try his apple pie at Monks. OLIVE (the cashier) : (to Kramer) Do you need some help Jerry is miffed after his girlfriend Audrey (Suzanne Snyder) refuses to take a bite of his pie (by shaking her head and not giving Jerry a reason why). While shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. father. This was the final produced episode of the fifth season, although it aired as the penultimate episode of the season. Do you guys have any clue? JERRY: Boy, I never heard of that happening to a woman? BOB: You think so? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. (seeing Elaine removing her shoe) What are you doing? Kramer finds relief at the hands of Olive (Sunday Theodore), his new girlfriend from Monk's with long fingernails. Watch ð # Seinfeld ð starting at 9PM on # AZTV7!. Written by Larry David. day, I can't get past it. (George is looking at himself in the mirror and doesn't care about (George with MacKenzie and two other businessmen are walking to a ...But when her father, Poppy, makes the two of them a lovely Italian dinner, Jerry shook his head when offered a slice of pizza pie because â¦ I don't GEORGE: Hid? âThe Pieâ first aired February 17, 1994 as part of season five. Who cares? Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. sound) So, what do you think? Fearing that the chef will have tampered with the food, George rejects it in the same way that Audrey rejected the pie, and Jerry the pizza. GEORGE: Whoa, look at this. shakes his head doing "no") Well, take a bite. but it seems to be Bob as it appears in the credits at the end of the The Pie is yet another classic season 5 episode from Seinfeld, maybe not in the top 5 but definitely one worth rewatching and rewatching. Kramer's itch has healed and he plans to break up with Olive. were walkways. (George enters wearing his new suit, parading and snapping his fingers). JERRY: Oh I see they have apple pie. Don't fall asleep Elaine. car and the mannequin. This was the 21st episode for the fifth season. This was the 16th episode of the fifth season. And it's the last one we have. JERRY: You've had the apple pie? away for a long long time. (picks up the check and walks to Dec 30, 2015 - This Pin was discovered by J BP. The pie argument. I have no idea how this suit got misplaced. put his finger up my nose. Though the cast reading took place on January 13, 1994. find the suit on the rack. You know. JERRY: I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some doublemint The Wife [Source] "The Stand In" is the 16th episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the 80th episode overall. (they start walking again) It's JERRY: You were full. GEORGE: I got to get downtown and buy that suit. It's good to be back!!! JERRY: Come on, try it! I need to know things. BOB: Friday? What do you guys think? Party's over. The episode was written by Tom Gammill and Max Pross. I've been faking it so I wouldn't hurt (Jerry KRAMER: I lost it two days ago. Hope you saved room for dessert. (âYouâre not averse to pastry!â) So why does she just flatly refuse to take the pie? KRAMER: Well, I'm not gonna need this anymore. quiet suit, and I'm whooshing all over the place! WAITER: Chocolate cream pie. Stop Talking Seinfeld Walks Suit Jacket Pie Leaves Entertaining Torte Fruit Tarts (The Pie) - â¦ There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she wants to â¦ your window! JERRY: (like a frustrated child) Why can't I know? No more of that. SALESWOMAN: Fabulous. KRAMER: Is that Elaine mannequin still there? What can you do? I'm not waiting for you. GEORGE: Kramer, what's the name of the store with the mannequin? Press J to jump to the feed. That's something we don't joke about at MacKenzie. Jerry notices it), (back at the table with Audrey, Jerry can see Poppie in the kitchen JERRY: Oh, because I didn't think the blind guy did it? SEINFELD -- "The Pie" Episode 15 -- Pictured: Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Sunday Theodore as Olive Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images In S5E15 "The Pie", it kills me not knowing why she rejected the apple pie. (still shaking) Come on! "The Couch" is the 91st episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. KRAMER: It's this itch. ELAINE: (piffling) I once broke up with someone for not offering KRAMER: It's uncanny! (he leaves), (Jerry and Poppie in the bathroom. EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. (Jerry and Elaine are sitting in the car with the mannequin between JERRY: No. Jerry goes to Poppie's restaurant to talk to Audrey. You are going to pay! JERRY: So you think you're not gonna get the job because your pants make hell's Kramer doing). I just got a letter from JERRY: Boy, I never broke up with anyone for not tasting pie??? (Jerry goes along) Yes, this is my attorney. Later in the episode, Elaine is infuriated by how the store dresses the mannequin and she threatens to press charges, with Jerry pretending to be her lawyer and citing case-law precedent as support. really seeing Elaine naked), (Jerry and Audrey are sitting at a table, and Jerry looks at the menu). GEORGE: We could be zipping all over the place. GEORGE: No problem there. where anything can happen. Jerry and George are still at the table, eating Pie 5 Seinfeld Got Him Flirting Suit Outfit Suits Formal Suits (The Pie) - The saleswoman at Rinitze who Elaine nicknames "Natasha" after she flirts with George to get him to buy a suit. Jerry can't believe that his girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him. Take a bite George. Don't they have somme really cool suits They wouldn't tell me. 491 votes, 13 comments. (Jerry ELAINE: There's this blind guy at a party I was at, and he felt my face JERRY: You know a chef who doesn't wash is like a cop who steals. Patricia Belcher - Woman #1 While shopping for a new suit for a job interview, George and the others stumble upon a mannequin which scarily resembles Elaine. It's their dispute). SALESWOMAN: Actually, the unadvertised sale starts on Friday. (Jerry can't talk and he's staring at Poppie's hands. GEORGE: Pfft! you. This suit is gonna be half-priced starting ... Monday. Suzanne Snyder (Audrey) played Eva in, This episode contains a number of subtle allusions to the classic film. KRAMER: Yeah. Jerry can't believe that his girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him. My lady friend down at Monks. Jerry watch.). (she nods and walks away). So how are the desserts It aired on February 24, 1994. While walking in New York, Kramer notices that a mannequin in Rinitze, a department store, looks exactly like Elaine. Nominate your school and ð Port of Subs ð could deliver a catered meal to the ð©âð« TEACHERS ð©âð« and ð©âð³ STAFF ð©âð³ who keep you â¦ ELAINE: I'm sorry. George does not get the job, but he avoids becoming violently ill like the others. It aired February 17, 1994, and it was written by Tom Gammill & Max Pross. AUDREY: Um-hmm, I think almost all of them. (George and Elaine stares at the mannequin). Jerry looks at the two Elaines beside him.). That's one for the ages. Meanwhile Jerry tries to figure out why his girlfriend won't try his apple pie at Monks. MacKenzie for lunch in half an hour! Jerry's girl Audrey refuses to taste Jerry's apple pie because the fork touched his mouth. If you want to go your own way, (Elaine enters and sit with Jerry and George. on me? KRAMER: Yep. on a pedestal. George is interested in a suit that he makes an enemy over. GEORGE: I probably didn't hear it on the way over because of the street He is also distracted by the sight of the "Elaine" mannequin naked. Seinfeld Script Search: Home. JERRY: Even if you're not gonna soap up, at least pretend for my benefit. Lane Davies - MacKenzie AUDREY: Mmm-hmm. The Pie (1994) Full Cast & Crew. (Audrey shakes her head doing "no") KRAMER: I'm going home to spatula. She really loves that. the cashier). to prepare the dinner for you and my Audrey. KRAMER: Hey Jerry, I saw your girlfriend was in here before. the suit from the guy). Cherones; There's no reason moving walkways all over the city. JERRY: Audrey, I got to be honest with you. Elaine and Jerry visit the clothing store and find the "Elaine" mannequin posed in a spanking tableau with another mannequin. JERRY: This woman is bending my mind into a pretzel! Who do you think he's Who do you think he's gonna hire?"). "The Pie" You can't tell me where the mannequin came from? ELAINE: You think you can pose me however you want? I'm gonna get you for this. It's called "The Pie". ELAINE: (upset) Did you just roll your eyes at him? ELAINE: OK, I'm not gonna tell you the rest of the list. KRAMER: Well, it's a style. Share this: Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window) Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Je... BOB: Then what the hell business is it of yours? me. GEORGE: Oh yes, of course, and we have to be fair. running in and out. Tonight you in for a real treat. KRAMER: (leaving too, with the spatula) Are you gonna need this? for a really long time. What if there're more. Kramer has an itch. (He zips up and leaves whitout washing his hands. MACKENZIE: Thanks for meeting me down here George. Kramer goes out to the car and pretends to make out with the mannequin, which falls apart in his hands. It aired on October 27, 1994. KRAMER: Her. This causes Jerry to reject a slice of pizza in the same way that Audrey rejected the pie. walk. JERRY: Here we go... apple pie! This was the fifth episode for the sixth season. Throughout nine seasons and 180 episodes of Seinfeld, the eccentric single New Yorkers at the heart of the show â Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer â got in and out of a number of romantic entanglements.One of the funniest running gags on the show was that the characters had ridiculous reasons for breaking up with the people they were seeing. back with it) Oh yeah... JERRY: (to Kramer) Uh... may I help you? (âYouâre not averse to pastry!â) So why does she just flatly refuse to take the pie? Are you taking this down? Who cares? (sits back with Elaine and (George walks back and forth to verify and it swooshes again). She wouldn't say anything. GEORGE: I'm gonna go with you. Ohh! It's delicious. Discover (and save!) JERRY: Oh, about the... uh (Jerry pretend to wash his hands). Dedicated to MFD. JERRY: I don't think that's the kind of thing you wanna hear about your like this (Imitating Audrey). While walking in New York, Kramer notices that a mannequin in Rinitze, a department store, looks exactly like Elaine. ELAINE: What's going on here? ELAINE: (grabbing George by the arm, hurried to leave) Let's go. head. All right. You carry doughnuts Compliments of the house. Seinfeld Videos. GEORGE: All right. Elaine. SALESWOMAN: (to Jerry) Yeah? 91 "The Couch" (Original air date 27 Oct 1994) Directed by Andy Ackerman. (he walks around and the suit makes a swooshing Sat down, had herself a piece of pie. The Pie is the fifteenth episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the seventy-ninth episode overall. A date's refusal to eat pie obsesses Jerry. I'm dropping you off at work, right? The incident with the pie was based on a real-life incident as told to the writers by Jerry Seinfeld himself. Two actors who appeared in this episode, Suzanne Snyder and Christine Dunsford, already appeared on the show in different roles. POPPIE: Don't fill up on the bread. AUDREY: You look like you've seen a ghost. JERRY: Yeah, and Poppie's got problems... (The saleswoman unlock the door's entrance where Bob is waiting. The Pie. (getting excited). (Jerry is not listening, 174k members in the seinfeld community. It turns out that it is made by the geek she met on the subway in "The Cigar Store Indian." episode.) 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